She Knowles

Personally, I think it's extremely laughable that somehow, instead of the internet memes crucifying Sean (Diddy) Combs for his unprintable, unlistable crimes against women, men, his fellow Celebrities and even CHILDREN , somehow, the tide has been turned over to none other than Beyonce Knowles.

When events like this happen, I begin to understand why Celebrities would rather settle for fading into the murky shadows amidst their fame, trying to keep every single aspect of their life away from the public eye— because if we’re being completely honest with ourselves— WHAT IS THE MEANING OF “SHE KNOWLES”??!!

If you’re not familiar with that phrase, apparently, it's my duty as well to bring you up to date, so lets tick a few events off the timeline:

1. So first of all, In early September, Diddy Combs, a popular artiste, gets arrested because he’s apparently busting lips, asses, and sniping lives—all allegedly of course;
2. Witnesses come forth to validate these claims, and Interviews of many people who went to his parties are resurfacing to prove that hey, this brother is actually a pretty terrible guy.
   Songs by rappers like Eminem also allude to this, and Eminem isn't really famous for being a liar;
3. Diddy is friends with Shawn Carter (Jay Z), who’s Beyonce’s husband, and everyone thinks that Diddy clearly couldn't have done all of this bad stuff without the help of his good old pal Shawn— who’s also coincidentally another big shot in the entertainment industry— So clearly he’s in on it too, and it's only a matter of time before he gets exposed, yunno.

Now Beyonce, a Pop Legend in her own right, is catching the heat from this simply because—she couldn't have possibly been as successful as she is today without making sure she eliminates all of the competition, can she? And in the spirit of old video clips resurfacing and putting two and two together from clips and songs, she apparently is alleged to have killed Tupac, Aaliyah, Left eye and— you won't believe this— MICHAEL JACKSON—to aid her rise to superstardom. And all of this information is coming straight from the one and only true trusted source—Tiktok.

Clearly, the song “She Knows” by J Cole isn’t really about Infidelity, temptations, or any of the other themes that the music video showed, but it’s obviously a coded message exposing the Carter’s plot for world domination.

And If you’re not sure whether or not I’m being sarcastic, just listen to the lyrics for yourself:

“SHE= Shawn”

“KNOWS= Knowles”

You can’t make this stuff up.

It gets even more ridiculous though, because remember how Beyonce and her husband are the overlords of the American Entertainment industry? Yeah well if you win a Grammy that she was nominated for, you obviously have to pay tribute to her. Need proof? Just look at Harry Styles, Lizzo, oh and we have Adele too, who smartly broke her grammy into two after winning— I mean you can’t be offending the Overlord herself by risking just saying the plain old acknowledgements!

Taylor Swift was clearly not going to Thank Beyonce back in 2009, so Kanye West had to step in and save her from herself— Like the Hero Kanye West has proven himself to be all these years amiright?

Fine, I’ll stop with the sarcasm now, but only because I think by now I’ve been able to drive home just how ridiculous the whole thing has been, I mean we've clearly lost sight of the guy who’s, yunno, actually in prison!

I can’t help but wonder how Beyonce feels seeing all of these memes and rumors, but unfortunately, It is the price one has to pay for god level fame, admirable work ethic, and ageless beauty.

So, tomorrow morning when you wake up, please remember to Thank Beyonce just in case, because she's probably curating her next hitlist as we speak, and whether you do or you don’t, be rest assured: She Knowles.